More Than Angry...
Now Pissed...
15.4.2003 by The Angry Drunk

I am a Republican, and I am evil.

I am a corperate-loving, war-mongering, minority-fearing, white, anglo-saxon, prodestant imperialist who doesn't care about women's rights, the poor, or people of color. I march in lock-step with my party and take my marching orders from Rush Limbaugh. I believe in the hegomony of American power in the world and that might always makes right. I do not care about the enviroment unless theres some money to be had in it. In the past, I have worked for the campaigns of republican candidates and have attended gala election day events. I've met Mark Hatfield, Bob Packwood, and had Jack Kemp and George W. Bush sign one of my neckties.

...and I am evil.

More to the point, I'm pissed off.

I have been pigeon-holed all of my life. When told that I am a republican, people roll their eyes. They look at me as if I am either a lost little puppy or the flame-spewing devil himself. Many want to pick a political fight with me and attempt to beat me into some kind of admission of over reaching guilt on behalf of all conervatives everywhere. When I DO try to engage in a discussion, I have to put up with shrill rants from people who care not for debate, but for depostiting a constant stream of intellecual bile and genuine hate for my beliefs for which I am not offered the opprotunity for rebuttal.

I have grown weary of hearing from the people who claim to be the most open-minded and tolerant continuously prove their own intellectual dishonesty. I'm tired of constantly defending myself to the "tolerant" crowd - to the folks that appear to think that tolerance and universal love applies only to people who share a certain niché set of beliefs.

Guess what...I don't hate liberals. Here's another shocker...I really don't like a lot of people in my own party too. As a matter of fact, I really have a distaste of zealotry of any stripe. The pro-choice crowd annoys me just as much as the pro-lifers do. Enviromentalists tick me off, but many timber companies are just as bad. The French are stupid, but the idea of "freedom fries" to be just as silly.

This does not make me a moderate, however. I carry with me a core set of ideals that are very conservative in nature. I do happen to strongly believe in capitalist theory and in individual freedoms. I have an inherent mistrust of government and I also believe that it is counterproductive to tax a society into prosperity. I proudly belong to the party of Lincoln and I believe that governments should be of the people and by the people and not of the whiny group and for the beauracracy that sustains them.

Does that help change your preconceptions yet?

How about this...Though I have a personal discomfort with the procedure, I believe in a woman's right to chose for herself on the abortion issue and that those who argue that it is an unspeakable sin should not be too hasty to do God's work for him. I think that a measure of enviromental conservation is needed but not at the cost of regional economic stability and livability. I believe wholeheartedly that our most current war is more than justified. I think that a dialogue with North Korea is the answer, but not on bilateral terms. I believe that the poor should recieve assistance, but only so much as they are willing to help themselves our of their lot. I care not for race relations only because I don't care about other people's race.

Is the picture a little clearer?

Many...actually most of my friends are pretty liberal. Sometimes we get into spitited discussions and even mild arguments over politcial and social issues. The difference between these people with whom I chose to spend my time with and those who annoy the hell out of me is a simple one: my friends remain my friends because they got to know me before they judged me. They didn't see "republican" or "white", they saw "person".

Here's my point: I've grown beyond tired of ill-advised assumptions that supposed free-thinking people make about each other. When I tell my fairly humorous story of how I got ol' Dubya to sign my tie, I am sick of the looks I get and the immediate assumption that I am in some way an asshole because I want to a George W. Bush rally. The story is a good one and they refuse to find the self-depricating hilarity of me thrusting my tie out of a crowd and having the secret service get all twitchy. So what if I like Bush II: Electric Boogaloo? It's a funny story! Don't be a sphincter and tighten up because suddenly hear "republican" and "I am a" in the same sentance. I may not agree with most of the liberal agenda and I may even knee-jerk react to a few things from time to time, but at least I try my damnedest to listen.

Here's another example...A while ago I asked the Throwdown staff to send in their thoughts concerning the Iraq issue. I got a few back, but the war had started before I had a chance to put a coherent article together and the thoughts sent in were rendered moot. The following is an excerpt from that proposed article and was written by Throwdown staff writer Master N:

"...We are not talking about a group of people who own Super Nintendo's who refuse to upgrade to Playstation 2's here. We are talking about a group of people who oppress women, cut off hands, and strap bombs to their chests to express religous initiatives. The arguement that, "not all of them agree with that mentality" carries little weight. If you had a rat in your garage, would you say, "even though a majority of rats carry disease, this one probably doesn't," or would you try to get the rat out of the garage before it nested in your home and bit your kids on the ass? We aren't talking about a group of people who bite kids. We are talking about a bunch of God freaks who fly planes into buildings and draw and quarter women whom they believe are whores for showing too much nose."

Don't be too quick to judge...

Some may think that Master N is a mean-spirited person because of this article. I can say from experience that he is quite the opposite. You can judge a man by his words, but only so far as you're willing to listen to the rest of his story. We're all humans here on this silly rock and if you somehow get offended by the fact that your neighbor doesn't share your views on aarkvark conservation, then that's your progative - just don't be an ingorant bastard and judge their entire being on it.

Ok...I'm feeling a little better now...

Here's your theme of the week, kids: I may think you're an idiot but that doesn't mean I think you're an asshole.

This is my old project, THROWDOWN.

A group of friends and I put together this little project in 2003 as an outlet of out collective rage and anger about the subjects that each of us cared about. I was the editor-and-chief and games writer back then.

It was a blast to do and it to be involved in a great collaborative effort using the strengths of my friends was simply amazing. I hope you have fun reading our work as much as we had in creating it.
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